Elephant Stew

submitted by Lois Tabbert, friend of Christopher Zaspel, US Army,
710 Brigade Support Batallion, 10th Mountain, Fort Drum NY - Afghanistan 2006-2007

Directions:

1 Elephant
Salt & Pepper
2 Rabbits (optional)

First, Cut the elephant into bit size pieces. This will probably take about two weeks.
Salt and Pepper to taste. Cook over kerosene fire at 475 degrees for 8 days.

This will serve 1,360 people. If more people are expected, add 2 rabbits. Do this only
if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

*Note: This is a joke and is not a real recipe. Please do not try this.